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sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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  • me: I should go shower now
  •  (five minutes later)
  •  (another five minutes later)
  •  (yet another five minutes later)
  •  (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower


kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails


"I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you."  - Her (2013)



obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that





theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you



beatonna:

King Baby says No

beatonna:

King Baby says No





samdesantis:

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

I just watched this so many times and I can’t stop laughing

samdesantis:

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

I just watched this so many times and I can’t stop laughing





memebuscemi:

memebuscemi:

apparantly soulja boy made a song about kony amazing

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tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD